sluttyoliveoil:

haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin

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lleeezz:

love this. so much

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florels:

nopE

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    Convo I just had with my dad

  • Dad: hey I'm gonna go grocery shopping do you need anything?
  • Me: uuuhhh....
  • Me: contemplates wether or not I should ask him to get me pads since I need them desperately
  • Dad: anything at all?
  • Me: uh... Yeah.... Can you get me some pads
  • Dad: Sure
  • Me: Are you serious? Wouldn't you be embarrassed?
  • Dad: Natalie, I'm a 56 year old man who has been buying pads for your mother for over 20 years. No I'm not embarrassed.
  • Me: But I thought guys get squirmish when we ask them to buy this stuff for us
  • Dad: boys are squirmish. Men will step out and buy you as many pads and tampons as you need. A man will understand that you cannot control your cycle and that this is a natural bodily process. So, if you ever find a guy who's too embarrassed to buy you pad just bleed on everything he owns.
  • Me: OMG DAD

akapale:

This bit of American horror story coven made me wet

Just because I liked you all those years doesn’t mean I’ll give you the time of day now you pretentious ass wipe (◡‿◡✿)

1 day ago

twmdm89:

Man this cracks me up.

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